Statistics

 

As tabulated by: I.C. Whatt / Uve Riten

 

Out of everyone who views this blog, more than 93% will have discovered it by accident.

 

81% will briefly scan the first post and then leave the site.

 

62% will wander into some of the older posts just out of the curiosity generated by the title of the post.

 

2% will view and or read every post within this blog, although only ½ will retain 1/16^th of what they’ve read and that retention will dissipate shortly after their lunch.

 

One tenth of 1% will find what they are searching for.  They will be excited and feel true joy every time they read it.  They will return often and subliminally establish some emotional bond with Mr. Corwin.

 

And only you.  Yes, don’t look around, I’m talking to you.  Only you will research Zobostic Corwin to see if he is a real person, where he lives and if he prefers cabbage over taking the bus.

 

 

Personally – I neither like nor appreciate the silliness sprinkled throughout this incredible waste of time.  I just come here for the amazing background music.