Once again please.
“I was just sitting on the wall.”
What happened next?
“I had a great fall.”
Were you alone at the time?
“No.”
Who else was there?
“All the King’s horses and all the King’s
men.”
Did anyone call 911?
“Not that I saw.”
Did anyone try to help you in any way?
“Yes, all the King’s horses and all the King’s
men.”
Were they successful?
“No.
The horses were completely useless, and the King’s men just stood around
with egg on their faces.”
1 comment:
Humpty Dumpty was a good egg—no yolk!
After the fall, he was a pretty scrambled guy. He didn't have it together anymore; he was totally eggs-hausted.
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