They gave the animals the ability to see in the
dark. That particular attribute was tied
directly to survival. The problem being,
they gave everything reoccurring hunger.
Had they not done that, things today would be very different.
Designing an entire eco system couldn’t have been easy. Lots of planning, and I assume, many
do-overs. I personally know of three
animals that no longer exist today, simply due to simple design mistakes.
The Calliope, for example.
People today think it is just a musical instrument, but it didn’t use to
be. It was once a great beast, found primarily
in the rain forest. It wasn’t Man or predators
that caused its extinction, the darn thing wasn’t waterproof. The first big rain wiped out the entire species.
Lesson learned.
Then there was the Snivelwhinner. A beautiful creature, built to silently glide at high speed across any terrain, in any weather. Its diet consisted of artichokes and vanilla ice cream. Unfortunately, at that time, vanilla ice cream was nowhere to be found in nature, and a diet consisting of only artichokes caused incurable intestinal issues, resulting in its eventual demise. Not to mention, artichoke farmers declaring open season on all Snivelwhinners.
The last and perhaps saddest species was the fish known
briefly as the Bobberfish. It simply
lacked the ability to swim. It mostly
floated on the ocean’s surface, making it easy picking for seagulls.
Tune in again tomorrow when we'll talk about the mysterious
floating rock formations of Terra Haute, IN.
1 comment:
Perfect! Ask AI to come up with a picture of a Snivelwhinner, Bobberfish or a Calliope and see what happens!! I see another short story for kids on the horizon!
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