The Survey

 We'd like to know how we did,

you're old and you're feeble,

your fingers don't work -

yet we still put a child-proof lid.

We'd love to know how we fared,

none of us smiled or called you by name -

you might think that nobody cared.

Please rate us from zero to ten,

mail in these forms, add your own stamp,

be sure to visit again.

We know our receipts are too long,

we can see what you bought and history shows,

exactly where you went wrong.

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Survey Response 

Listen, you empty head twit -

I came in for gum,

that is it.

To know how you're doing,

do you see me here chewing?

Now leave me alone,

That's  it!