Most of us have not encountered a lawyer out in the wild,
but if you are attempting to track one down there are signs to look for. Here are just a few that indicate a lawyer has been there.
Calls may be recorded
for quality purposes
Your mileage may vary
See package for details
Close cover before
striking
Keep away from children
Dispose of properly
Keep refrigerated
Do not incinerate
Do not induce vomiting
Choking hazard
Speed Radar Enforced
Speed Radar Enforced
Avoid contact with the skin
Keep Out
Not suitable for young
children
Caution – Surface may
be Hot
Electrical Hazard
Bridge may be icy
Void where prohibited
by law
Do not use in the
shower
Keep out of direct
Sunlight
May be harmful or fatal
if swallowed
Warrantee void if
modified
Premises protected by closed circuit
Premises protected by closed circuit
Not to scale
Proceed at your own
risk
Falling Rocks
Consult your Doctor
before use
Do not over tighten
Remove everything from your pockets before entering
Remove everything from your pockets before entering
May cause drowsiness
The makers of this
product assume no responsibility
Restricted Area
Do Not Over-fill
Do not exceed
recommended dosage
Highway patrolled by aircraft
Highway patrolled by aircraft
For external use only
By signing this you
agree to:
Not responsible for loss or damage to property
This is not a toy
May cause serious injury or death
Buckle-UP, it's the law
Shoplifters will be prosecuted
Are you now or have you ever been...
Caution - this vehicle is equipped with airbags
May contain nuts
Not responsible for loss or damage to property
This is not a toy
May cause serious injury or death
Buckle-UP, it's the law
Shoplifters will be prosecuted
Are you now or have you ever been...
Caution - this vehicle is equipped with airbags
May contain nuts
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