Can geese get goosebumps?
Can you go to jail for scaring someone half to death twice?
Are the ticks in electric clocks simply muted?
Is “and back” always twice the distance?
Who decides – the greater good?
Stupid lives on paper
That is, or so I’m told,
In Front Page News
With larger print –
Just above the fold,
Crazy finds its way to you
Sometimes in awful rage,
Its great for warning others
Or the bottom of a cage.
I have no use for papers
I’ll keep my 20 cents,
You can keep your stupid crooks
In obits please
Past tense.
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