Crockett

 

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee… (according to hospital records)
Greenest state in the land of the free…(Up for debate)
Raised in the woods so he knew every tree..(He claimed they all looked alike)
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three…(Official cause was a chocking hazard from a child’s toy)
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier…(False, this country does not have a king or queen)

Fought single-handed through the Indian war..(is said to have started it)
'Til the creeks was whipped an' peace was in store…(Lacks documentation)

And I could go on, but what’s the point?