My little Sister

I took me a shower

Washed with the soap

The dirt went down the drain –

I brushed my teeth

And combed my hair

Then washed my face again –

With Q-Tips, oh so carefully

I cleaned around each ear

softly dressed in Sunday clothes –

so no one else would hear –

I walked into the living room

Little Sis was there

looked my way, then sadly said,

“Nope -

still Cooties everywhere.”