Ruffled Feathers

All of the seabirds

sit facing the wind

Is no one looking behind?

All of the schools

swim flipper to fin

Synchronized turns

seem just fine

Stand six feet away

wash your hands, feet and toes

Sneeze into your elbow

Ah-chew!

Avoid people and crowds

and ducks you don't know

just stay home -

whatever you do.

Brought to you by: 

The Sneeze Advisory Board

and remember:  Never shake elbows with anyone.