Standard Deviations

Life as a normalcy of adverse controversies plods unsteadily along in undisciplined shoes.

I have confounded all expectations simply through avoidance.

I fight with conjunctions, argue unflinchingly with adjectives and often fall short of beating verbs to the finish line.

I successfully, however, always take a left turn just before serious.

I expect deadly serious will be my last entry.  Unless, of course, I can master that avoidance thing.