Making Arrangements

 

Never rent the pillow -

That’s a profit making deal,

and don’t believe cremation

is something you won’t feel,

Now who’s to trim your toenails

when you’ve become – The Late?

and never let the cause of death

be something that you ate:

They’ll say a nasty mushroom

is why you did succumb,

As a newbie in the after-life

you’ll come off rather dumb.

 

Now who’s to trim your toenails?

I don’t mean to harp –

but the things will keep on growing

and some can be quite sharp,

I suggest - Eternal Trimming?

it’s a service for - The Late,

our trial plan runs 50 years

all paid from your estate.

 

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