Saturday, July 18, 2015

Free Gift (as if gifts normally cost you something)


It is a skillful and deceptive art with which an advertiser threads the connection linking their product to a name or establishment that conjures up a positive, trusted image.  "Laboratory tested", “9 out of 10 Doctors…" are just two samples of these thin threads that are stretched taut between half-truths.

Compare the new truck shown on television, easily scaling a mountain with a full payload, against the fine print in the warrantee or examine the smiling lady pulling off a section of Cling Wrap in her TV kitchen, and then attempt to just as easily tear off a piece of Cling Wrap for yourself. 

The World is completely covered with these thin threads.  They spew out from your television and radio like Silly String from an aerosol can.   American advertising is on par with a crowded Baghdad flea market, loaded with pickpockets, lies and laced with a catchy little jingle.

Examine a photograph of ice cream in a magazine.  Look closer.   Yes, its mashed potatoes.  Buy a brand new weed whipper and see if you can keep it working as long as the guy in the commercial does. 

As parents struggle to teach their children right from wrong, good from evil, there is a counter force wrapping them like mummies with exaggerations, feeble promises and misguided trusts.  Truth in advertising is as difficult to find as honesty in politics.   Real Estate disclosure laws grew out of feisty legal battles, highlighting that omissions are just as deceptive as falsehoods.

As we allow these deceptive threads to become an accepted practice around the globe, we abandon any hope of a united front, leaving the survival of honesty to the very people selling us that which they announce to be free.

Shakespeare proclaimed the pen to be mightier than the sword.  I proclaim that when wielded by advertisers our children suffer subliminal wounds that cannot be sutured with silver threads or golden needles. 

Leaving you with a little mental jingle…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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