...and Hands-Free Oven Mitts

 

        There are a few things I believe we do not want or need.  I've studied this for some time now and believe I've come up with an all inclusive list.  Please note: these do not appear in any order of importance. 

 

1.             A gum-chewing hostess.

2.             A Dentist with a runny nose.

3.             An unattended Service Counter.

4.             Junk Mail

5.             A waiter with a lip ring

6.             Tele-Marketing

7.             Anything from Ronco.

8.             A Garage Sale sign that can't be read at 35 MPH.

9.             Contests under bottle caps.

10.        Car Salesman who have to ask their Managers.

11.        A Greeter.

12.        Any soft drink requiring two hands.

14.        Superstitions