I built me a pantry with shelves to the sky
Eleven feet deep and 20 feet wide –
Protected from moisture, I sealed it from bugs
I added some lights but no carpets or rugs –
With mighty supports every shelf could withstand
Whatever the farmers could squeeze in a can –
I had twice filtered venting to circulate air
And natural earth-tones to keep down the glare –
On the back of the door a colorful chart
Showing organizationally where to start –
There were rotation schedules to weed out the dates
So when it was time, it wasn’t too late –
The tallest and biggest were put to the back
And never precariously were they stacked –
Medium sizes in carefully went
Labels face front and never a dent –
Finally the little guys with no long term leases
Things that had caps and of course stems & pieces –
I had spinach and chili and all sorts of beans
Brown breads and carrots, red things and green –
There were things that I hadn’t a clue of their uses
And stuff that came sealed up and packed in their juices –
There was Asian, Italian, Armenian, and Greek
With occasional sensors should one spring a leak –
Asparagus spears and pumpkin for pies
Olives and cherries and fish with their eyes –
Potatoes, tomatoes, diced and pureed
And some kind of coating designed to be sprayed –
French style green beans, small franks in a row
Artichoke hearts with beets don’t you know –
Pineapple rings and soup of the day
Liver from gooses, some say its pate’ –
I had filled up my pantry, packed in left to right
The only thing missing was a good appetite -
And a can opener.
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