Side Effects

 

 

If we stay here the side effects are chills, frost bite and limited mobility.

If we take the Florida pill the side effects are itching and random swatting

 

If we take the Mid-west pill we will appear wind-blown, disheveled and lose our balance

 

No one can afford the California pill

 

Swallowing the Lone Star pill leads to dehydration and
 heat stroke

 

The great northwest pill has caused roof rot in some laboratory animal housing

 

The D.C. pill has been known to cause the following;

Greed

Arrogance

Loss of conscience

Verbal diarrhea

Megalomania

Short & Long term memory loss

Short-sightedness

and Truth Avoidance Disorder

 

 

Please consult your Doctor before exercising your judgment. 

 Remember...

When the Angels want to punish us they grant our wishes.