On the Lamb...

 

 

 

 

Where is my Lamb Chop?

unraveled somewhere?

Stuck in a lint trap -

with old underwear?

 

Statler & Waldorf

reported you ran

with someone named Oscar

who lived in a can.

 

Kermit and Fozzie

and even Miss Pig –

said you lay on a plate

with a green little sprig.

 

Gonzo and Big Bird

Kukla and Fran

all want you back –

they just need a hand.

 

Come back to us Lamb Chop

with your cute fuzzy belly –

but not on a plate

with a little mint jelly. 

 

 Ha!