It was a dark and stormy night

 

 

 

 

 

There’s a flashlight on the window ledge

a bee upon the fruit –

A loaf of bread upon the stove

 a rack of wine too boot –

 

There are shoes upon the kitchen floor

and a Pookah on the wall –

Baskets lined above the doors

and a phone should someone call –

 

A trash can just below the sink

for things no longer new –

and a television mounted

on the wall for all to view –

 

Skippy has gone camping

his marshmallows are burnt –

wanda, she’s in Michigan

wishing that she weren’t.

 

The kids are off to college

eating pizza in the dorm –

zapping with a microwave

helps to keep it warm –

 

Skippy thought that camping

might help him to unwind-

It’s dark and stormy in the woods

 

and he's left his light behind.