Having watched approximately 260 episodes of Leave it to Beaver, during the Covid shutdown, I’m discovering mental side effects. First off, let me just say that I find it hard to believe that anyone with such a diminished capacity as Beaver, could actually function within society without entering politics.
Episode after episode, season after season the Beaver fell for the same moronic gibberish, doled out by Larry, Gilbert, Richard, Whitey, Lumpy, and Eddie Haskell.
And I can’t really cut June and Ward any slack either. Get a clue people. Your kid was born without a brain. You should have called the Guinness Book.
Okay, getting back to my side effects. The Beaver has ruined television for me. I’ve gotten so I can't believe anything I see.
On one channel I see Raymond Burr in a wheelchair, while two channels over he’s walking around a courtroom. And Lassie, with no normal speech or opposable thumbs, convinces June Lockhart that Timmy has fallen into a well.
Am I the schmuck? Is it me?
1 comment:
Nope....Not you. It's All Of Us!!
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