Monday, November 30, 2015

Season to Taste

 
 
Rosemary
Parsley
Bananas and mint -
 
A dash of aroma
a sprinkle of hint -
 
Whisk in some Bisquick
and add orange tint -
 
Bake at 420
for a seven week stint.
 
Cool in the driveway
but not in the sun -
 
Hold an umbrella 
if the rain has begun -
 
Cut into slices
with bangers and mash-
 
don't wash the dishes
just toss in the trash.
 
  

The Pub

A sip
and she would giggle some
 
A swig
and he had tales to tell
 
A bottle
left them somewhat numb
 
with just one more
their heads would swell
 
Together
they were quite a pair
 
 
and from their stools
they saw it all
 
Some was good
not always fair
 
They clung to life
up to last call.
 


Saturday, November 28, 2015

A Fresh Start

 
In preparation of 2016
I have thoroughly cleaned my hard drive,
mouse, keyboard, monitor and of course
this blog.
 
I have - with 62 PSI
blown out all phone lines and peripheral cables -
removing any and all dust, partial sentences, idea fragments and random pixels.
 
 As soon as I figure out how to clean
the wireless portion I'll be done.
 
 
Have a great & prosperous New Year
 
ZC
 


Thursday, November 19, 2015

A Bug's Life


The sun felt warm and good.  The breeze was slight and so the surface of the lake was calm.  Off in the distance she could hear the sound of a motorboat.  She had heard that noise before and so paid no attention.

The lily pad rolled a little as the water moved and it was gently rocking her to sleep.  Had she been fully awake she may have noticed the sound of the motorboat getting closer; and when it zoomed past the pier the wave flipped her like a pancake, the lily pad curled at the edge and she suddenly found herself submerged and clinging to the underside of the pad.

She was now wide awake, hanging on for dear life, all the while holding her breath.  She told herself not to panic but it was way too late.  Her little heart was thumping as she scrambled to get to the edge of the pad and get herself back on top.

She could tell the waves were not yet done as the next one rocked her up and down, back and forth along with the plant she clung to.  The sunlight was lighting the water around the edge of the lily pad so she knew she was almost back to safe territory.  Once she could pull herself over the edge she’d no longer have to worry about the fish below having her for a snack and she could take a big gulp of air.
                                                                 
Her tiny legs grasped the rounded edge of the leaf and as her face came up out of the water she took a quick breath.  It felt good but she was still in panic mode and scrambling to get all the way on top.  The next wave was not as forceful as the first had been and even though she was still mostly submerged she could breathe and just hung on as tight as she could.

Returning now to just a gentle rocking she climbed back up on the surface and quickly moved closer to the center of the lily pad.  She would be safer there and could now rest up from her sudden and unwanted adventure.  The warm sun felt great but something was not right.  She wasn’t sure what but she’d had this feeling before.  As she scooted around to get a different view she suddenly noticed the sticky pink frog tongue headed her way.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                        

Friday, November 6, 2015

Free Books


So there is this box in town with a sign that says, Free Books.  It is like a library but you don't need a library card, you can just take one or leave one. I dropped off one the other day and in it I left a note to whoever takes it.  My note didn’t really say anything except the address to this blog.  Now the person who finds the book and reads the blog address can look it up and see this note.

 
Hi,

I hope you liked the book.

 
Zobostic Corwin
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Rockbottom


One day, not all that long ago, Scooter, while out shopping with his mom, noticed a very beautiful parked car.  Up until this point in his life Scooter had not paid any attention to cars at all.  For one thing he was just a little boy and driving a car had never occurred to him.  His entire world had been build from Lego's and most recently playing simple computer games on his sister’s computer.

This car, however, had captured his attention.  It was as if someone had parked it there just for him to see.  The color of it seemed deep, almost magical and its design oozed speed. In Scooter’s mind he could see it racing along the computerized road that he had seen on the computer screen and traveling 1000 miles per hour no doubt.

Scooter wanted it.  He was so dazzled in fact that he was unconsciously squeezing his Mother’s hand.  She stopped walking and looked down at him.

“What’s the matter?” she asked.

Scooter looked up at his mom.  “We need to talk.”

They had lunch upstairs in the department store cafeteria.  Their conversation was serious and quite detailed as mom explained about growing up and getting an education so an employer would hire him.  Then she explained about having a job, saving and building good credit.  Scooter hung on every word.  By the time the waitress had delivered their apple pie Scooter was trying hard to figure how long all of that schooling and working and saving was going to take.

His mental calculations were getting jumbled as he had no real reference for any of it and his facial expression began to show despair.

“I thought this would be easier.” he said, and set his fork down, ignoring the rest of his pie.

Driving home from the mall his mother was going over their conversation in her mind.  She was feeling bad about being so realistic in responding to her son’s excitement over the sports car.

Occasionally she glanced over at Scooter.  He was just sitting quietly staring out the side window but she could tell he was very disappointed.  She was wishing she could turn the clock back, she wanted a do-over, she wanted to just share in his excitement and let him continue to think about all of the possibilities.

As she pulled into their driveway her daughter Samantha stood waiting for her.  She did not look happy.  Right when her Mother opened the car door Sam started in.  “You were supposed to take ME to the mall.  Why didn’t you wait for me, I told you I wanted to go. I want to buy some Riverbed Sneakers.  I showed you the ad.  The sale ends tomorrow.  Stupid Scooter didn’t need to go.”

Her mother didn’t respond, she was watching Scooter walk to the house and disappear inside.  She felt awful.  She turned and faced Sammy, who was still jabbering about buying shoes.  She wanted to be understanding and supportive.  She didn’t ever want to make the same mistake but Samantha was older and was being way too pushy for someone asking for a favor.

“I’m sorry dear, but how many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?”

“But Mom…”

As she finished getting out of the car with all her packages, she handed one of them to Sam.  “Put these away for me will you please?”

Samantha reluctantly took the bag and on her way to the side door she opened it and peeked in.  The box on the inside said Manufactured by: Rockbottom.  Riverbed Sneakers Size 61/2

Sam let out a shriek and spun around to hug her mom.

A smile came to her mom’s face as she knew she had gotten at least one thing right today.

 

 
 
zc