It was
elegant and the craftsmanship far exceeded that of any European sports
car. My desire to buy it was strong and
immediate but my inner voice kept reminding me that not only did I not know how
to play the tuba, I also had no room for it in my apartment.
Somewhat
mesmerized, I just kept staring at it, my reflection as well as my thoughts becoming
distorted at its curves. It had been
polished and polished again and the Sunlight revealed its flawless complexion. I thought how it must weigh down any musician
daring to strap it on like suspenders, their knees buckling under the strain
and with each deep resonating note played their spine reverberating like a tuning
fork.
A small
white tag hung from the felt lined case but was angled downward. I couldn’t see what price such a piece would
demand. I could only speculate that a
mortgage would be involved with payments exceeding my monthly wage.
One of the
three ladies holding the garage sale had noticed that my gaze was locked onto
this musical sculpture and in my peripheral vision I could see her moving
toward me. Still, I did not acknowledge
her presence but remained visually lost in the bends and turns - flowing then
returning, winding about as if unsure of where they should be.
She had
said something to me but I didn’t immediately process it. I was just aware that someone had spoken and
I should look up and respond. I should
force myself to break my focus but knew if I did the moment would be lost. Rational thinking would take over and dissipate
this sudden and perhaps irrational passion.
“Do you
play?” she spoke again, her words shattering the bond, my face once again
feeling the warm breeze of the day. I
looked at her. She appeared genuine.
“You looked
to be deep in thought” she said in a much softer tone.
“I was at the Rose Parade, walking behind a
float. It was a giant cowboy hat made
out of wheat, with a fancy hat band made of deep red roses.”
I looked
back down at the price tag, hoping the breeze had flipped it over so I might
put the thought of buying it out of my head completely, but it hadn’t.
“Would you
like a cup of coffee?” she asked, looking at me like we were at a school
reunion and was trying to remember who I was.
Her two
friends were smiling at me and suddenly I felt as if the tuba had been a giant
lure and I had just been hooked.
It’s odd but I hadn’t smelled the
coffee until she mentioned it. It
smelled good but it seemed strange to be offered a coffee while standing at a
garage sale.
“Cream and
sugar?” she asked as she turned to walk back up towards the garage.
“Just
sugar,” I said, following her like a new puppy.
She was wearing light blue jeans with a navy colored sweatshirt. Her sandals made me think of the beach; in
fact, I think I could see sand down along the bottom edge of her foot and
running along the stitching of the straps.
I almost said something but thought better of it. We were not close enough to the ocean to
still be walking around with sandy feet.
Her two
friends were now with another customer who was examining an old steamer
trunk. For a moment there I thought I
heard a Russian accent. It stuck out in
my mind because she sounded like Natasha on the old Bullwinkle show saying moose
& squirrel. Great, now I’m going to
have that stuck in my head all day.
As we
entered the garage I wondered what the heck I was doing. I didn’t even want coffee, but now she was
already pouring it. The ceramic mug had
a logo but the way she was holding it I couldn’t make it out. I glanced around at the garage. It was almost too clean. In fact, except for the aroma of the coffee
it even smelled clean. The floor had
been painted a battleship gray and didn’t have a tire mark or oil spot
anywhere.
“I’ll let
you add your own sugar” she said as she handed me the mug.
“Thank
you,” I said – slipping my finger through the handle and turning it slightly to
see the logo. It said North Shore Realty,
so I took that as my opportunity and holding up the mug asked, “Are you a
realtor?” She smiled and said, “I have
to step into the house for a minute, please excuse me,” and she disappeared through
the door. So there I was standing in
some stranger’s garage having coffee. I
had a strong impulse to just set the cup down and leave but a sudden loud noise,
like some foghorn sounding, echoed off the walls of the garage and startled me.
I hurried
back out into the drive and saw someone with the massive tuba wrapped around
them like a giant squid. They hit another
note and I could feel the sound waves pass through me. My heart sank. What were they doing with MY tuba? I watched as they worked themselves out of it
and gently laid it back into the open case.
It must have been heavy as they seemed to be struggling with the
thing. I’m sure they had their grubby
little finger prints all over it by now.
I was
hoping they were going to just walk away.
I stood there sending them mental thoughts; walk away… Walk away… leave,
you don’t want it. That’s when I noticed
the coffee lady had been standing right next to me, in fact, very close to me.
“I wish
people wouldn’t handle it,” she whispered.
Without
thinking I blurted out, “I’ll take it?”
Crap, I
said to myself, what have I done? My
thoughts flashed to my checkbook register but the numbers weren’t in
focus. As I tried to envision what I had
left in there the figures I was seeing seemed to float off the page and kept
changing places with each other. Was I
having some kind of stroke? I shook my
head trying to clear the fog and almost spilled the coffee.
I felt a
hand gently take hold of my arm and as the lady leaned in she softly said, “I
think you’ll be very happy with it.”
Now I had
to go over and see the price tag. The
other person had walked away and my mysterious host suddenly had a polishing
cloth in her hand and was hurrying over to wipe it down. I must have been right about the
fingerprints. As she ran the soft cloth
around the giant tuba I leaned down and flipped the price tag over.
FREE
- I couldn’t believe my
eyes. Still leaning over I said, “Are
you kidding me?”
“Not at
all, it is free to a good home, as they say.”
I was
absolutely stunned. As I stood back up I
handed the coffee to her and said, “I’m sorry but this isn’t right. I can’t just drive away with this beautiful
instrument and not pay for it.”
She smiled. “The cab driver will explain everything.”
That didn’t
make any sense. “I have my car,” I said,
looking down to the street. My car sat
right where I had parked it, why would she think I needed a taxi?
She closed
the lid of the tuba case and angled it up so I could grab hold of the
handle. “Here you go.”
I didn’t
protest anymore but lifted it up and walked down the drive. I leaned it against my VW bug until I could
get in and lower the top. Once I had the
top down I scooted the passenger seat all the way forward and then lifted the
instrument up into the back seat, leaning it down across the back of the front
passenger seat. There wasn’t an inch to
spare but it would travel just fine.
As I got in
behind the wheel I looked back up the driveway.
I didn’t see the coffee lady and the other two women were still standing
by the steamer trunk talking with their potential buyer.
I drove to
my apartment all the while wondering what I was going to do with this
thing. I guess I’d just have to figure
that out when I got there.
That
evening, after going through the day’s mail and putting my dinner dishes in the
sink, I dragged a kitchen chair over to the tuba case and sat down in front of
it. I un-did the three latches and
lifted the lid. I couldn’t help but
smile. There she was, this magnificent
tangle of gleaming brass that seemed to be a visual symphony all her own.
I noticed a
small pocket in the felt lining of the lid.
It had a business card partially sticking out from it. I expected it to be from some music shop or
maybe from the last person to tune this thing, but all it said on it was, Middle
C – A – B-Flat.
I had no
idea what that meant but in looking at it I noticed it spelled out the word cab. Maybe this is what the garage sale lady was
talking about: The cab driver will
explain everything. Too bad I don’t
know how to play middle c, or right or left c for that matter.
Pulling at
the silver mouth piece it easily popped off.
I scrubbed it with hot, soapy water and dried it with my dish towel,
then set it on a paper towel to let the inside dry completely. While that was drying I headed over to my
computer to do a little research. It
shouldn’t be that difficult to find out how to play three little notes.
I couldn’t
have been more wrong. Although there is
a flood of musical information on the Web, I found nothing remotely close to
showing me the key positions needed that would produce the desired results. I
was going to have to just put this out of my mind for a few days and then come
back to it later.
It was
coming up on four weeks since I had brought home the giant paper weight, still
in its case on my living room floor. I
wasn’t any closer to knowing how to hold it, let alone play the thing, but I
did have a plan. Yesterday I called the
music teacher at Crawford
High School, a Mrs. Linda
Daley and explained my situation. Today,
at lunch I am going to meet with her and one of her students who will show me
exactly what I need to do to produce those three notes. I was excited but at the same time a little
nervous.
When I
walked into the music room there were three people sitting up on a stage area,
one lady who I assumed was Mrs. Daley and two men, one in a suit and the other
dressed in a white shirt and tie but wearing a sweater vest instead of a sport
coat. I didn’t see any music student so
I figured I had just walked in on some other meeting.
The lady
saw me as I came through the door and held up her hand, signaling the man in
the suit to stop talking. She stood up
and her voice almost echoed as she said, “Are you Randy?” I nodded and took another hesitant step
toward the stage. “Please, come on
up.” The sweater vest guy stood and
pulled another folding chair over.
“I’m Linda Daley;
this is Mr. Alex Hampton and Mr. Will Scott.
They will be joining us today.”
Sweater
vest guy extended his hand to shake mine but the suit just stared at me and
then, even before I sat down he asked, “Did you bring it with you?”
“I drive a
VW bug; it’s not that easy to bring anything along. So no, I don’t have it with
me.”
They seemed
disappointed but still eager to talk.
“Like I said on the phone, I was just hoping someone could show me how
to find three notes on the thing.”
“Middle C,
A and B flat?” The suit said.
“Yes,” I
said sitting down and pulled the business card from my pocket that I had found
in the tuba case. Mrs. Daley took it,
looked at it and handed it to the sweater vest guy.
“What’s
going on?” I said. “Is there some
problem?”
Mrs. Daley
and the suit looked at each other and then over to the sweater vest, who said
somewhat grimly, “This is it, and he reached across handing the card to the
suit. There’s no doubt.”
That
afternoon the three of them told me an amazing tale, a fantastic adventure that
sounded like they had taken it from some children’s book. When they started telling me I thought they
were going to suggest that I had some genie trapped inside my tuba who was
going to grant me three wishes, but that wasn’t even close.
What I do
remember is the part about the Russian sorcerer and his three assistants. Three women forever linked to him. As they were telling me I couldn’t help but
to think of the three ladies running the garage sale and I recalled hearing a
Russian accent from the two standing over by the steamer trunk.
My thoughts
were running wild as they were telling me this incredible story but then when
sweater vest started talking about a magic potion my thoughts flashed back to
the cup of coffee. I couldn’t remember
if I ever took a sip of it or not. I
don’t remember tasting it, only smelling the aroma and feeling the hot mug in
my hand. I couldn’t remember if I took a
drink or not.
They were
still talking but I was not listening.
My thoughts were back recreating the garage sale and I was trying to
visualize the faces. I don’t remember
ever seeing the face of the person who had played two notes on the tuba and I
can’t remember where they wandered off to, I only remember them walking away
and then me blurting out, I’ll take it.
Suddenly
suit guy leaned towards me and snapped his fingers. It startled me. He obviously could tell I had not been paying
attention.
“Never play
those notes in that sequence. Ever.” and
he leaned back in his chair.
Sweater
vest cleared his throat and asked, “Would you consider selling it?”
Suddenly I
was wishing I had been paying closer attention to what they all had been
saying. I looked at him but wasn’t quite
sure what to say.
“We can
give you $3800.00”, the suit jumped in, sounding a bit too eager.
Mrs.
Daley’s attention turned to him and she quietly said, “We can’t bring it in
here.”
“I’m just
going to keep it for now, I said but I want to thank you for…”
“$5,000.00”
the vest guy interrupted.
I stood up
and plucked the business card from the suit, who had been fiddling with it the
whole time. My foot steps echoed as I
walked across the music room back to the door.
I could hear them whispering but I didn’t care. I just wanted to get out of there.
To be continued...
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