Why?

 

This light last up to 45 years.

 

 

Why was this not on the front page?

 

Why did this not make the evening news?

 

Is this not amazing?

 

How can they keep reporting on the

moronic Hollywood types and ignore

real news?

 

 

Journalism has severed ties with intelligence,

that's why.

 



Next Tuesday, or all Tuesdays?

 

 

What happens on Tuesday?



The Knock - Knock Joke

I have seen many artist dressed up

and playing statue in various cities,

but this guy was amazing.

 

He didn't move, he didn't blink.

 

 

His clothes didn't even flap in the breeze.

 

 

but when I told him my knock, knock joke...

 

 

His braces gave him away.

 

 

 



Shutter Speed

I tried to get a picture of a bird

eating a nut...

 

 

So I set a nut on the railing,

just down from the sign asking other people to not feed the birds 

and I waited...

 

 

 

The bird, however, was already

heading home with the prize

by the time I pushed the button.

 

 

 

 

 



My Head Hurts Just Thinking about the Differences Between Us

 

When we want to know, Who's There?

We lift flap in Teepee and look.

 

 

When you want to know,

you put tiny peep-hole in door.

 

 

Even if door is made of window.

 

 

 

 



Seagulls

 

Not so easy to scare.