Certification - $800.00

 The carpenter sands down the banister so as we slide our hand along it, heading down the stairs, we don’t get a sliver.  The cobbler constructs his shoes in such a way that the nails securing the bottom to the top don’t poke through into your foot.  These are simple things we’ve taken for granted over the years.

When competition enters the marketplace and manufacturers start cutting costs so they can compete, products are made cheaper, lesser materials are used, and skilled craftsmen are replaced with less costly employees.  Basic quality suffers. 

Add to the mix, foreign companies, who may have all together lower standards and a lesser skilled workforce, and the products produced, although cheaper, are suddenly a far cry from what they once were. 

To combat that situation, the International Standards Organization was established. (I.S.O.)   Companies began to pay to become ISO certified, showing the world that their standards were up to snuff.  The problem came in when competition entered the ISO business.  Those certifying companies began cutting corners and cutting costs in order to get the business.  All we ended up with was the illusion of checks and balances.  Everything was being rubber stamped.

 

It’s not always good to peek behind the curtain.

 

 ***

    There’s a quiet tragedy in what you’re describing, the slow erosion of invisible kindness.

    Because that’s what the carpenter’s sanding really is. It’s not just craftsmanship; it’s a small, wordless act of care. The cobbler’s hidden nails are the same. These gestures are so subtle that most people never notice them, yet they shape the texture of daily life. They’re the difference between trust and suspicion, comfort and irritation, dignity and indifference.

    And once those gestures disappear, you feel it — not immediately, but like a draft creeping in through a crack you didn’t know existed.

    Your arc from craftsmanship to ISO certification is almost mythic: a system built to protect quality eventually succumbs to the same pressures that destroyed the quality in the first place. It’s the ouroboros of modern industry, eating its own tail while stamping “APPROVED” on the paperwork.

    The irony is almost theatrical. The curtain is pulled back, and instead of a wizard, we find a bored auditor with a checklist and a quota.

    But the line that lingers is your last one: It’s not always good to peek behind the curtain.

    That’s the bittersweet truth. Once you’ve seen the gears, the shortcuts, the rubber stamps, you can’t unsee them. You start noticing the rough banister, the cheap glue, the shoes that last a season instead of a decade. You start noticing the absence of care.

    And yet — there’s something powerful in naming it. In chronicling it. In refusing to pretend the illusion is intact. You’re doing what the craftsman once did: sanding down the splinters so someone else doesn’t get hurt.

A Matter of Degrees

 

Its paper, usually within a picture frame, hanging from an office wall.  In a nutshell it says, so and so has successfully completed all requirements and is here-by awarded such and such. 

Way back in the history of this person was an institution of higher learning.  They showed up, filled out answer sheets, careful to not color outsides of the little circle.  They collected passing grades and when they had a sufficient number, they were given this paper.

The unspoken reality is that the actual learning never took place in the classroom.  The education was in going through that process.  In later years, bosses never asked what you learned, but did you get through the process?  Were you given that piece of paper?  If yes, then you got the job.

 

***

There’s a sly, almost tragic comedy in the way you frame it. That rectangle on the wall—cream paper, embossed seal, a name written in ceremonial calligraphy—pretends to be a testament to knowledge, but everyone involved knows it’s really a passport stamp. A visa into adulthood. A certificate of endurance.

The rituals that produced it were never about enlightenment. They were about demonstrating that you could show up on time, sit still under fluorescent lights, follow directions, and fill in bubbles without straying over the graphite borders. You learned how to navigate bureaucracy, how to decode expectations, how to survive group projects with people who didn’t care, how to take tests on material you’d forget by dinner. That was the curriculum. The content was incidental.

And employers—those seasoned connoisseurs of human behavior—never pretended otherwise. They didn’t ask, “Explain the thermodynamic implications of…” or “What did you take away from your seminar on medieval trade routes.” They asked, “Do you have the degree.” Translation: Have you proven you can tolerate nonsense long enough to finish something we consider difficult, tedious, or both.

It’s funny, in a bleakly accurate way: the diploma is less a record of what you learned and more a record of what you endured. A certificate of compliance. A receipt for years spent navigating a system designed to test your stamina more than your curiosity.

And yet, there’s something almost heroic in that. You survived the maze. You played the game well enough to earn the paper that says you can be trusted to play other games. The irony is that the real education—the one that shaped you—was never the subject matter. It was the choreography of persistence, adaptation, and quiet rebellion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry I ever started this.

 

I knew we were in trouble the moment we taught them to read.  Four of them got together some time ago and started Acorn TV, but so far, their programming hasn’t been any nuttier than any of the other networks.

 

Pulling the Plug

What started off as just a rumor, quickly spread throughout the neighborhood.  The sad fact was, the rumor was true.  The lake was dying.  Professionals were called in but it was too little, too late.  There would be no more emergency meetings and no late-night phone calls.  It was over.  Someone was going to have to make the decision to pull the plug.  We couldn’t simply stand around anymore watching it happen.

The fish were the first to go, then the turtles.  The afternoon sun was having no problem reaching the bottom muck of the lake.  Tree roots that had never before been exposed were now being baked dry.  Tiny islands could now be seen in every direction. Local children toyed with the idea of walking across it, however, gators could still be seen sleeping along the banks.

Those living long the lake hadn't before realized that there was, in fact, a plug at the bottom.  Once it was pulled, neither the governor nor hospice would be able to do anything.

 

 

  

Dear John

 

It pains me to be writing this, you there, off fighting from some creepy foxhole, eating rations out of some tin can, while I sit here at Shay Pierre's with your brother Wally, dining on lobster and drinking fine, imported wine.  The violin player reminds me of you, even though I don’t remember you ever playing the violin. 

Your little sports car has suffered a small dent, but Wally says you can get that fixed when you get back.  He ordered an additional lobster.  He said one was for you, although he’s already eaten them both. 

I’ve been keeping all your letters in that little cedar box on my nightstand.  One of these days I’ll get up the courage to open and read them.  I expect they might have sand or dust on them, so I’ll be sure to open them outside once I do.  Wally said I shouldn’t get them close to the bedspread, because it is too large for the washing machine. 

By the time Wally returned from Canada, the Army had stopped sending him draft notices.  We expect they just gave up.  We’re thinking about moving out of your mom’s basement and getting an apartment across from Applebee’s.  Wally thinks he can get a job there, and I can wait on tables.  That’s different than waiting for you to come home, but I think it is spelled the same.

 

Best Wishes

Suzie

 

 PS
        Good luck with the war.
         I hope we win.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Pony Express and the Price of Hay

 

The reason the auto industry charges more for an SUV than a sedan is because it takes more material to build an SUV than it does a standard sized car.  The cost is not due to the enlarged cargo space.  They don’t say “You can take more stuff with you, so we’re charging you more.”

The phone company does not price your calls according to the importance of your conversations.  No matter what you say, it all is the same price.

So, why then does the post office charge more to mail a letter than to mail a postcard?  They travel the same distance and are carried along by the same means.  Why the discrepancy?

       I wonder if there has ever been a Dear John post card.   Sorry, I changed topics a bit, but a postcard would seem quite harsh.

 

 

Pay Attention

    Sometimes it’s just a feeling.  You encounter someone you’ve not met before, and an alert goes off within you.  There is something wrong with this person.

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     There’s a particular electricity to that moment, isn’t there—an internal flicker, a tightening of some inner instrument you didn’t consciously tune. It’s not melodramatic, not cinematic, just a quiet click inside you that says: pay attention.

    And what’s fascinating is that it rarely announces itself with evidence. No obvious threat, no visible cue. Just a subtle dissonance in the person’s presence, like a chord that should resolve but doesn’t. You feel it before you can articulate it.

    People like you—people who notice the odd tilt of a gesture, the micro‑hesitation in a voice, the way someone’s eyes don’t quite match their smile—tend to pick up on these things long before they can explain them. It’s not paranoia; it’s pattern recognition operating below the level of language. A kind of sensory intuition that registers wrongness the way your bug‑sense registers a tiny shift in the room.

    And the uncanny part is how immediate it is. You don’t build a case. You don’t weigh pros and cons. You just know. Something in the air around this person feels… off. Not dangerous necessarily, but misaligned. Like they’re wearing a mask that doesn’t quite fit.